Milk & Cheese Vinyl Toys

Yes, yes, it's true! Finally, the dream is realized! Little toy versions of America's favorite violent alcoholic pop-culture junkies for you to have for your very own, to love, cherish and worship! It's Milk and Cheese, Dairy Products Gone Bad, stylin' in glorious rotocast and injection-molded plasticky vinyl! Designed by Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer, and sculpted by Mitch Martinez, Milk and Cheese are ready, willing and more than able to kick the living crap out of your pathetic junky little action figures and highfalutin' designer "urban vinyls". Behold! The Carton of Hate stands tall at 8", while the Wedge of Spite is a no-less intimidating 6". Rejoice! Featuring articulation at the arms, wrists, legs and feet, the little monsters also come equipped with three interchangeable Mayhem Accessories: the cranium-cracking "Hammer Time" Hammer, the ever-trusty Stick-With-A-Nail-In-It and the classic Broken Gin Bottle. All this greatness comes packaged as a complete set in a four-color windowless cartoon-festooned box designed by Dorkin and Dyer. Playtime is over, kids. Mayhem is in season. Start saving now.