This 9 1/2" by 12" glossy folder from Accoutrements features classic spinner technology that helps the bored student or CEO in training decide how to conquer life, one spin of the giant bacon pointer at a time. For instance, "I need to get this 20-page report in tomorrow but I haven't compiled any research yet and my computer is broken. What Would Bacon Do?" one might ask. The response? "Raise Cholesterol." Useful advice. Or the response may be, "Spit Hot Grease." Very smart — for bacon, that is.